my childhood.
- Drake: You calling me a liar?!
- Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
- Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
- Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
- Josh: I hope you go bald!
- Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
- Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
- me: hey mum do you need help with-
- mum: no
- me: are you sure?
- mum: yes i'm sure go away
- *goes away*
- mum: OH MY GOD NO BODY IN THIS HOUSE HELPS ME OH DEAR GOD WHY HAVE YOU GIVEN ME THIS FAMILY. NONE OF YOU APPRECIATE ME AND IT KILLS ME. I WORK MY ASS OFF. I CAN'T EVEN GET A BIT OF HELP IN THIS DAMN HOUSE.
- me:
